9/21/06 03:49 pm - Winning
Y'know as I contemplate playing Guild Wars, a thought has come to light. When I play a game, I don't play to win, per se, but to have fun. Sad thing is, I think a lot of people forget that the reason to play a game is to have fun.
Now I'm gonna try and not get up on some soap box, but it seems to me that the "Me me me I I I" mentality of games is just pathetic. When I larp, I do some slimy and underhanded things, but that's just because the game hasn't said I can't.
Some people think, "I must have the best stuff and be the most powerful mucky-muck in all these great lands (and maybe skim off the Monopoly bank to boot)". Sad little people. Power in the rilly real world can be sexy*, but in a phantasy game? If that's what makes you feel all warm, fuzzy, and waaawaaa at night, I feel sorry for you. Oh, and don't be surprised when I tinker with those rules and leave yer ass dead in the forest a mile from town.
*sometimes it just means you're a jick. What is a "jick" you ask? A jackass-dick. For those, yer dead to me. But, uh, that's just me and it's also about 20% of the reason I'm not a bleach blonde with fake boobs at the Playboy mansion or Trump WhateverI'mbuildingthismonth.
Walking velvet, seams that matched when I cut them but have now decided all negotiation talks are off, and "Why the hell is the machine making that noise- that can't be good"...
Why does it seem like every time I'm ready to sit down and get shit done, chaos gremlins put the kabosh on it? Seriously, I refuse to sit at my sewing machine right now, lest I pitch it out the window (not that it's an impressive feat; I live semi-underground and I'm sure it wouldn't have that fourth floor satisfaction).
"Project Runway" looks like summer camp arts and crafts compared to the hell I'm currently going through. It shouldn't be hard. Man has been wearing clothing for a bare minimum of 30,000 years. Then again, they prolly weren't trying to put a fine rolled hem on black warp chiffon.
Maybe I'll go on an agressive closet cleaning campaign. If I can't punish the clothing that mocks me, at least I can diffuse the inner rage by shredding that bodysuit I haven't worn in 5 years.
GRRRR!!!!!